I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
