it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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