She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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