New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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