is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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