Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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