there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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