she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
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She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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