I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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