# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
We talked him into tasing himself.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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