gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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