A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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