Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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