We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Enjoy the penises
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
