Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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