I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
All I want is dick and wine.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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