i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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