i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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