Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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