You made me cry and you don't even care
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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