What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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