Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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