But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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