I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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