i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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