the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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