Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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