last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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