We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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