Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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