I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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