Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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