I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
he's single and there are thong briefs.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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