i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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