party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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