I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Walk of Shame today included voting.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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