so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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