he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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