The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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You're like the curious george of whores
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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