Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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