I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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