No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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