I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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