So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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