I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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