Having a random hookup so left but love u
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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