YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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