If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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