dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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