There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
He has the fingertips of a God
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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