I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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