So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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