i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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