Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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