I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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