who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm too high and old for this...
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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